How much tomato sauce?

My names Emily and I like bands

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

(Source: ralndrops, via holyburgers)

germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

(Source: ludbeilschmidt, via paleenglishrose)

(via la-ughh)

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

(via killbenedictcumberbatch)

(Source: , via forme-de-vie)

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(Source: tolkienologie, via fake-mermaid)

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

(via kanyewesticle)

pls-do-me-for-baltimore:

Fetus low with Skelanimals… I knew there was a reason I have like 5 of these…

(via national--nobody)

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via dutchster)

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